(Juan called an FM Station)
Juan: DJ, I found a wallet with Php15,000 in it. The ID says the wallet’s owner is one Alberto Rustico.
DJ: Wow, Juan! You’re so honest! Do you wish to return the wallet to Mr. Alberto now?
Juan: …No. I want to dedicate him a sad song.
2 weeks ago
to all Filipino yuppies who’re working their asses off!
~Kaya ibigay n’yo na(aaaa) ang aming Christmas Bonus~
[~so give us our Christmas Bonus~]
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