January 2012
2 posts
(Juan called an FM Station)
Juan: DJ, I found a wallet with Php15,000 in it. The ID says the wallet’s owner is one Alberto Rustico.
DJ: Wow, Juan! You’re so honest! Do you wish to return the wallet to Mr. Alberto now?
Juan: …No. I want to dedicate him a sad song.
30 things we need to stop doing to ourselves →
December 2011
4 posts
I get fat.
Wallet grows thin.
How is that fair?
November 2011
3 posts
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
October 2011
6 posts
You expect too much from boys,
when you should be counting on men.
September 2011
10 posts
Fix me,
pray I.
frantic semantics
wotcher
Lips Like Sugar...
> Moves Like Jagger
3 tags
I miss you, Fred.
August 2011
9 posts
hai, sleepyhead. the drowsies are everywhere @_@
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...
– Bill Cosby
My son, if your heart is wise, then My heart will be glad indeed; My inmost Being will rejoice when your lips speak what is right. -Proverbs 23:15-16
My only wish, on this birth anniversary, is that I may be born again through Your Wisdom :) Praises!
Fill your boots, man.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FEZ!!!
July 2011
12 posts
I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only. I would like to...
– Margaret Atwood, Variations on the Word Sleep
1 tag
I think I kind of know now how postpartum depression feels like, what with seeing the last film of the Harry Potter series
In your reading, find books to improve your color sense, your sense of shape and...
– Ray Bradbury
You should write a book translating the mad things girls do so boys can...
– Ron Weasley to Hermione Granger
June 2011
15 posts
half-filled, half-empty...
the year is half-done